Today as I journeyed down the hallway,a random girl (probably a sophomore) nearly ran straight into me in an attempt to get to her friend, who was by her locker. As I slowly made my way past, I heard the girl shout; "GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!" With the need to get to class on time pushing my confusion aside, I did not stick around long enough to hear what she had in her mouth. A choice I can indubitably say that I regret. As the curiosity slowly devours my soul and my sanity, I've already come to realize that I will be spending many nights sleepless and wide eyed. My companions to whom I have told this story only reassure me that I made the wrong decision getting to class on time. I was a fool. I am sorry, and I pray that my failure to discover such valuable information does not trouble you, as it will most certainly trouble me.